Statement on behalf of Helen

Helen has been unable to contribute to the new helenandjo.com website so far this morning as she has been otherwise engaged. Her schedule today includes booking a presenter and a newsreader. She’s also been listening back to check the weekend’s programmes and answering questions about the CCB. These dull activities are otherwise known as her ‘job’.

She very much hopes that Jo has done all her work seeing as it’s deadline day and sends her best wishes to all at Strawmarket.

WHERE IS HELEN?

Speculation is mounting over a suspected rift between world famous B&B proprietors Helen and Jo because Helen has FAILED to contribute to their new website.
A source close to Jo said: “Jo feels very lonely and is worried that she looks sad because she has written about a million entries and Helen has done NONE.”
Helen was unavailable for comment.

Daniel has just made me some tea

So far today I have made one phone call and then labelled my NEW stacking in-tray. Getting this was like getting a Christmas present except much, much less exciting. But, good news! M’colleague Daniel has just made me some tea.

PS Is this the dullest web log in the history of the internet?

From now on I will write my entries in the style of a sleazy tabloid newspaper.

I hate work and wish I was dead

Hello. This is my first entry on helenandjo.com. I’d like to register my disgust at the fact that I am at work. Work is evil. I hate work and think it should be banned. However, I am delighted that I have this website because it will mean I have something to do to make it look like I’m working very hard. Thank you Matt.