Daniel has just made me some tea

So far today I have made one phone call and then labelled my NEW stacking in-tray. Getting this was like getting a Christmas present except much, much less exciting. But, good news! M’colleague Daniel has just made me some tea.

PS Is this the dullest web log in the history of the internet?

From now on I will write my entries in the style of a sleazy tabloid newspaper.

I hate work and wish I was dead

Hello. This is my first entry on helenandjo.com. I’d like to register my disgust at the fact that I am at work. Work is evil. I hate work and think it should be banned. However, I am delighted that I have this website because it will mean I have something to do to make it look like I’m working very hard. Thank you Matt.